"NO! Smork"
"Warning – dangerous frogs – do they attack?"
"Gotta be politically correct and include all of the local languages!"
"Wasn’t it easier to write what I’m allowed to do?"
" wait…. are candy bars usually UNdigestive? All this time I’ve been eating them…"
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"Have you also been to yummi sushi?"
"You have to solve the riddle to order the dish."
"go left twice, than find some leaves to ur right, than give this tree a round of applause"
"Luckily, We’re not open tomorrow due to lack of costumers. Phew!"
"A little general much?"
"Because his love can only run on from 9-4."
"A collision seems imminent."
"Great! I was so tired of having to shop exactly at noon!"
"For the directionally challenged!"
(credit for pictures and some of the quotes go to Signspotting.com)
