In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight."
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
-TIHS IS FORM boredstop.com
I HPOE YUO EONJYED IT!!!!
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
MORE PICS
TOOK LOSTA PICS!
HERE"S MEH DOG!! LEXUS!
HERE"S MEH CAT, KIKI
THIS IS MY SHADOW
(at an angle that makes me look fat >-<)
And someflowers from MEH BACKYARD
Rippleclan PLZ READ
Me, Dreamstar, Goldenstream, Dawnblaze, and Ember all made a clan together! Plz join! iT'S NEW AND NEEDS SOME LOVE!
http://rippleclan-warriors.blogspot.com/
And ALL of us also made a Smaming awarness Blog, Bloggers VS Spammers!
Do you hate blogging bullies and Spammers? PLZ chach out this blog!
http://blogger-vs-spammers.blogspot.com/
And Do you have a clan, and want your Leaders and Medicine cats to go to a special place to share Tounges with Starclan? Then PLZ come here, to the moonstream!
http://themoon-stream.blogspot.com/
http://rippleclan-warriors.blogspot.com/
And ALL of us also made a Smaming awarness Blog, Bloggers VS Spammers!
Do you hate blogging bullies and Spammers? PLZ chach out this blog!
http://blogger-vs-spammers.blogspot.com/
And Do you have a clan, and want your Leaders and Medicine cats to go to a special place to share Tounges with Starclan? Then PLZ come here, to the moonstream!
http://themoon-stream.blogspot.com/
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Suicidal... not really. HAPPY STUFF INSTEAD
i wrote a whole essay on why suicide is a good thing...... should I be concerned for myself?
Oh.... okayz.....
Anyways, EASTER IS COMING UP.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.....
Har har har........
SHOULD I MAKE MY BLOG ALL SPRINGISH AND FLOWERY AND PRETTY AND STUFF FOR THIS NEW AND WONDERFUL SEASON?
COMMENT TELLING ME:
YES
or
NO
Not that hard peps.
And I made a poll for what kinda contest we should have sence you guyz like answering polls rather than commenting......
:rolls eyes:
it doesn't faze me!
I'mma probably just gonna post ANOTHER poll for that... *grumbles*
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
PIC
OMG I TOOK A PIC FROM MY BACKYARD

LIONBLAZE
OMG IT"S SIDEWAYS!!! But u get the idead....... Pretty!
LIONBLAZE
LEOPARDSTAR
IVYPAW!! who's my favorite now!!
THAT"S ALL< FOLKS
AND I SWEAR I DREW THESE!!! You wan't proof? just ask!
And I am still making the contest, putting together some ideas...........\\
STILL COMMENT TELLING ME SOME IDEAS FOR THE CONTEST!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Tag From Scarheart
If I were a gemstone, I would be a: Ruby
If I was a scent, I would be: The smell of pine trees
If I were a pair of shoes, I would be: Vans
If I were a weather, I would be: A snowy day
If I were a time of day, I would be: Dusk
If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
If I was a scent, I would be: The smell of pine trees
If I were a weather, I would be: A snowy day
If I were a facial exspression, I would be: Bored
If I were a car, I would be: A Mazda Ryuga
If I were a time of day, I would be: Dusk
If I were a month, I would be: May
If I were a sound, I would be: Silence (That doesn't relly make sence)
If I were a fruit, I would be:
If I was a color, I would be: Heavy grey
(The color of the sky)
If I were an animal, I would be: A clouded Leopard
If I were a planet, I would be: Venus
I tag..... DREAMSTAR
Oh, and Decided, instead of another caption contest, I am gonna let YOU pick what kind of contest I will hold. comment HERE telling me your ideas, PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The end
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